such grunge. much soft #IBCarnival2014 #SoftGrungePlaybois
So i kinda locked my car keys in… But i thought i brought it in. Searched for them for 2 hours in the house, we even went to the dealership so we can get new ones but we had to get it towed there. After we set an appointment with the towing people (or whatever), we called OnStar to see if they can get us a spare key for free, 30 seconds later and they unlocked the car for us, through some satellite sorcery shit…. Cancelled our appointment. Mom called the school saying that “i was sick” and skipped the whole day/my friend’s 18th.
Lesson Of the Day: If you miss the first 2 class periods, might as well skip the rest of the day. And if everyone asks where you were, just say that you had food poisoning so they don’t say that it was a massive fail.
"women shouldnt have leg hair" haha nice try you fucking piece of shit youre just afraid minell be longer than yours this is a contest and im in it to win it
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